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Looking for Writers (x-posted)

GeekGirlsOnline is currently looking for articles for our Feb. 4 release date. If you happen to write, or have an article that you own the rights to, that is geek/gamer/tech related, please contact us asap!

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Thanks to all who read this.

~ Athena & Loz


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Jan. 22nd, 2008 12:54 am (UTC)
on the job already:)
Jan. 22nd, 2008 03:28 am (UTC)
Jan. 22nd, 2008 03:45 am (UTC)
expect erotic geek smut most likely or an article on how to find and keep a gamer geek girl and why gamers tend to stick together better than a non-gamer and a gamer and mistakes non-gamer gals make with their geek guys.
Jan. 22nd, 2008 02:48 am (UTC)
You want to use The List? It's up to 1025 now...
Jan. 22nd, 2008 03:21 am (UTC)
That'd be awesome. I could make it into a monthly thing, splitting it up :)
Jan. 22nd, 2008 03:23 am (UTC)
Hell, for real fun act out some of your favorites. I've got tons of fan mail with custom art, most of it not worth printing, but hey they tried right?
Jan. 22nd, 2008 03:29 am (UTC)
I could totally do that. Get one of the models to act one of them out and take a pic or vid of it. That's a great fucking idea!
Jan. 22nd, 2008 03:39 am (UTC)
It had better be, else people think I was losing my touch.
Jan. 22nd, 2008 04:21 am (UTC)
Here's a few photogenic ones from just the first 300, if you can do drow bodypaint I've got a few more for ya...

25. The green elf does not need food badly.
26. Valley speak has no place in a fantasy setting. Especially if you're the paladin.
28. The Goddess' of Marriage chosen weapon is not the whip.
51. No longer allowed to use the time machine for booty calls.
54. Cannot pimp out other party members.
55. Before facing the dragon, not allowed to glaze the elf.
65. There is no Summon Bimbo spell.
71. There is no 'annoy' setting on a phasor
88. My bard does not get a bonus to perform if she is obviously not wearing anything under her tabard.
118. I will pick a more traditional paladin weapon instead of a sledgehammer.
135. I cannot demand payment in electrum, backrubs or bubblewrap.
141. My maid does not know kung fu.
154. I am not allowed to rub the monk's head for luck.
155. I am not allowed to rub any part of the elf chick for any reason.
161. I will not nail every single female party member except for the elf chick played by that creepy guy.
169. I am neither the pagan god nor goddess of fertility.
204. I am not too sexy for the elf, too sexy for the elf, so sexy myself.
212. If the party always starts the adventure in a tavern, I cannot opt to start in a brothel.
224. I cannot insinuate elf chicks are all easy, even though you never hear about a half gnome do you?
228. I cannot use my time machine to hire Hitler a hooker in 1920, thus avoiding WW2.
246. I cannot keep selling that creepy guy's always naked elf chick to nomads every chance I get.
256. The following cleric domains do not exist: Wet T-Shirts, Atheism, Keggers
264. I cannot use the time machine to go to Ancient Greece where all the women were leather clad, oiled down with big bosoms.
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