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My Vogon Poem

See, see the vindictive sky
Marvel at its big clear depths.
Tell me, Joxter do you
Wonder why the ass ignores you?
Why its foobly stare
makes you feel exhausted.
I can tell you, it is
Worried by your slorshl facial growth
That looks like
A mold.
What's more, it knows
Your snorf potting shed
Smells of leprachaun.
Everything under the big vindictive sky
Asks why, why do you even bother?
You only charm noses.


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Jul. 17th, 2008 09:21 pm (UTC)
Heh heh ... been a long time since I've heard Vogon poetry.
Jul. 23rd, 2008 02:12 am (UTC)
you sure have a WAY with words!!! ;)
Jul. 26th, 2008 11:28 pm (UTC)
That was truly awesome Vogon poetry, the Intergalactic Arts Nobbling Council would applaud before dieing
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